朋友圈幽默的英文句子(生了个儿子发朋友圈幽默)

1.
"Oops,
I
did
it
again…
hit
send
before
finishing
my
thought!"
【
#socialmediafails】

2.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【
#logicwins】

3.
"My
boss
told
me
to
have
a
good
day,
so
I
went
home. "
【
#rebelwithacauseduh】

4.
"Sarcasm
is
my
love
language. "
【
#funnybuttrue】

5.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy. "
【
#efficientlifehacks】

6.
"If
you
can't
remember
my
name,
just
call
me
'Boss
Lady'. "
【
#mytitleisimportant】

7.
"Don't
worry,
I'm
not
ignoring
you…
I'm
just
on
my
phone. "
【
#addictedtosocialmedia】

8.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
awesome
or
if
everyone
else
just
sucks. "
【
#selfdeprecatinghumor】

9.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
concentrated
awesome. "
【
#verticallychallenged】

10.
"I
have
a
degree
in
sarcasm,
and
I'm
not
afraid
to
use
it. "
【
#smartassattitude】

11.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
perfect,
but
I'm
pretty
amazing. "
【
#confidentqueen】

1
2.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
【
#caffeineneeds】

1
3.
"I'm
not
sure
what
my
spirit
animal
is,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it
has
a
caffeine
addiction. "
【
#coffeemeow】

1
4.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
2
cups
of
coffee
person. "
【
#caffeinedependent】

1
5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
right
to
be
right. "【
#passionatelyright】

1
6.
"I
have
a
black
belt
in
sarcasm. "
【
#masterofwit】

1
7.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room?"
【
#superherosecret】

1
8.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
busy
pretending
to
be
productive. "
【
#procrastinationatitsfinest】

1
9.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
a
genius
or
if
everyone
else
is
just
really
bad
at
things. "
【
#feelingaccomplished】

20.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
when
I
really
need
it. "
【
#energyefficiency】