英式幽默句子温柔励志(调侃自己不温柔的幽默句子)

1.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you. "
【笑话】

2.
"The
road
to
success
is
always
under
construction,
so
take
detours
and
enjoy
the
scenery. "
【励志】

3.
"Never
put
off
till
tomorrow
what
you
can
do
the
day
after
tomorrow. "
【幽默】

4.
"Believe
in
yourself
and
all
that
you
are.
Know
that
there
is
something
inside
you
that
is
greater
than
any
obstacle. "
【温柔励志】

5.
"If
you
think
nobody
cares
if
you're
alive,
try
missing
a
couple
of
car
payments. "
【笑话】

6.
"Success
is
not
final,
failure
is
not
fatal:
it's
the
courage
to
continue
that
counts. "
【励志】

7.
"I
don't
suffer
from
insanity,
I
enjoy
every
minute
of
it. "
【幽默】

8.
"Never
give
up
on
something
that
you
can't
go
a
day
without
thinking
about. "
【温柔励志】

9.
"Behind
every
successful
man
is
a
woman
rolling
her
eyes. "
【笑话】

10.
"Believe
you
can
and
you're
halfway
there. "
【励志】

11.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
isn't
for
you. "
【幽默】

1
2.
"In
three
words
I
can
sum
up
everything
I've
learned
about
life:
it
goes
on. "
【温柔励志】

1
3.
"I
refused
to
believe
my
dad
was
stealing
from
his
job
as
a
traffic
cop,
but
when
I
got
home
all
the
signs
were
there. "
【笑话】

1
4.
"Success
is
stumbling
from
failure
to
failure
with
no
loss
of
enthusiasm. "
【励志】

1
5.
"I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure. "
【幽默】

1
6.
"If
you
want
to
achieve
greatness,
stop
asking
for
permission. "
【温柔励志】

1
7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【笑话】

1
8.
"Success
seems
to
be
connected
with
action.
Successful
people
keep
moving.
They
make
mistakes,
but
they
don't
quit. "
【励志】

1
9.
"People
who
think
they
know
everything
are
a
great
annoyance
to
those
of
us
who
do. "
【幽默】

20.
"Believe
in
yourself
and
you
will
be
unstoppable. "
【温柔励志】