领证发朋友圈的句子幽默(领证发朋友圈的句子简短)

1.
“Finally
got
the
certificate
to
legally
annoy
each
other
for
the
rest
of
our
lives!”
【搞笑】

2.
“Just
when
I
thought
I
was
done
with
paperwork,
we
go
ahead
and
tie
the
knot!”
【耐人寻味】

3.
“Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards,
you
start
off
with
two
hearts
and
a
diamond,
but
in
the
end,
you
just
wish
you
had
a
club!”
【诙谐】

4.
“I
tied
the
knot
on
a
day
other
than
on
Valentine's
Day
to
keep
my
future
gifting
expectations
low!”
【机智犀利】

5.
“We
got
the
certificate,
now
I
have
someone
to
blame
for
my
messy
life!”
【自黑】

6.
“Getting
married
might
just
be
the
biggest
decision
of
my
life…
after
choosing
curly
fries
over
regular
ones!”
【夸张】

7.
“Marriage
is
an
institution…
like
prison
or
a
mental
asylum!”
【讽刺】

8.
“My
parents
finally
gave
me
permission
to
get
married…
and
my
future
spouse
also
agreed!”
【黑白幽默】

9.
“I
never
knew
finding
the
right
person
to
marry
would
be
tougher
than
finding
a
matching
sock!”
【对比】

10.
“We
got
our
marriage
certificate,
but
I
am
still
not
sure
why
I
got
a
full
head
of
grey
hair
at
29!”
【自嘲】

11.
“Happiness
is…
getting
married
to
someone
who
understands
your
weirdness
and
put
up
with
your
craziness!”
【感恩】

1
2.
“We
got
the
certificate
to
walk
around
with
matching
rings
and
put
on
a
show
of
happiness
while
the
entirety
of
our
life
falls
apart!”
【反讽】

1
3.
“I
promised
to
love,
cherish
and
nag
my
better
half
for
the
rest
of
my
life!”
【调侃】

1
4.
“It's
official,
I
now
have
someone
to
wake
up
to
every
morning
and
complain
about
how
I
hate
mornings!”
【真相】

1
5.
“We
got
our
marriage
certificate,
now
I
just
have
to
figure
out
how
to
tell
my
dog,
so
he
doesn't
get
jealous!”
【趣味】

1
6.
“When
someone
asks
how
married
life
is
treating
me,
I
just
show
them
my
overflowing
laundry
basket
and
nod.
”
【生活感悟】

1
7.
“We
got
our
marriage
certificate,
and
now
I
have
my
very
own
personal
stylist
to
tell
me
I
always
look
terrible
in
everything
I
wear!”
【笑谈】

1
8.
“We
got
our
marriage
certificate,
now
we
can
go
ahead
and
start
our
never-ending
list
of
DIY
projects!”
【自嘲】

1
9.
“Getting
married
is
a
lot
like
signing
the
terms
and
conditions
online…
you
never
really
read
them,
but
you
check
the
box
anyways!”
【比喻】

20.
“It's
official,
I
now
have
someone
to
watch
my
favorite
TV
shows
and
get
mad
at
me
for
watching
them
without
them!”
【生活趣味】