男生调皮的朋友圈句子(说宝宝调皮的朋友圈)

1.
"Who
needs
a
girlfriend
when
you
have
the
perfect
bromance?"【友情万岁】

2.
"I
may
be
single,
but
at
least
I'm
not
whipped
like
some
guys
out
there. "【自由万岁】

3.
"Some
people
collect
stamps,
I
collect
ex-girlfriends. "【感情路上颠簸】

4.
"I
only
have
two
moods:
sarcastic
and
more
sarcastic. "【调皮万岁】

5.
"Never
trust
a
fart,
always
give
it
a
little
test. "【愚人节吗？】

6.
"I
may
be
broke,
but
a
good
sense
of
humor
doesn't
cost
a
thing. "【金钱无足轻重】

7.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. "【洒脱人生】

8.
"I
don't
always
drink
beer,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
with
my
bros. "【男性情感】

9.
"Some
people
say
I
have
a
short
attention
span,
but
I
beg
to
differ. . . hey,
did
you
see
that
bird?"【多动症吗？】

10.
"Why
go
to
the
gym
when
I
can
just
lift
my
ego
instead?"【自信心满满】

11.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "【委屈自己个个】

1
2.
"Life
is
short,
eat
dessert
first. . . or
maybe
just
skip
to
dessert
altogether. "【吃货一枚】

1
3.
"I
don't
need
a
compass,
I
have
a
strong
sense
of
direction. . . towards
the
fridge. "【行路有度，可惜走不远】

1
4.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
I
always
forget
to
charge
my
phone. "【手残党报到】

1
5.
"People
say
I
have
a
beautiful
personality,
but
my
mom
says
I'm
handsome
too. "【母胎美男】

1
6.
"I
don't
procrastinate,
I
just
like
to
do
things
in
my
own
time. . . which
is
usually
never. "【拖延症晚期】

1
7.
"I
have
a
black
belt
in
sarcasm,
but
my
friends
say
it's
more
like
a
brown
belt. "【武术爱好者】

1
8.
"Money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
it
can
buy
a
pizza
and
that's
pretty
close. "【美食家一枚】

1
9.
"I
may
be
an
adult,
but
I
still
enjoy
playing
with
toys. . . especially
if
they're
remote-controlled. "【大男孩】

20.
"I
have
a
degree
in
multitasking,
but
I
prefer
to
just
do
one
thing
at
a
time. . . like
scrolling
through
my
phone. "【专注至上】