幽默的朋友圈问候句子(朋友圈的问候和祝福)

1.
"Good
morning
to
all
the
early
birds
out
there
who
managed
to
catch
the
worm
before
the
rest
of
us
even
opened
our
eyes!"
【#EarlyBird】

2.
"Rise
and
shine!
Another
day,
another
24
hours
to
procrastinate
on
my
to-do
list. "
【#ProcrastinationNation】

3.
"Hello
friends!
Let's
start
the
day
off
right
with
a
hot
cup
of
coffee
and
a
cold
dose
of
reality. "
【#CoffeeBreak】

4.
"Greetings,
world!
I
woke
up
like
this
-
tired,
grumpy,
and
in
serious
need
of
some
caffeine. "
【#MondayMood】

5.
"Time
waits
for
no
one,
except
for
me
when
I
hit
snooze
for
the
fifth
time. "
【#Sleepyhead】

6.
"Hey
hey,
it's
another
beautiful
day!
Or
so
I'm
told,
I
haven't
actually
gone
outside
yet. "
【#IndoorCat】

7.
"Good
morning,
sunshine!
Just
a
friendly
reminder
that
it's
Monday,
which
means
it's
time
to
pretend
to
be
a
functioning
adult. "
【#AdultingIsHard】

8.
"Rise
and
grind!
I
mean,
rise
and
shine.
Same
thing,
right?"
【#CoffeeIsLife】

9.
"Hello
world,
it's
a
brand
new
day!
Or
as
I
like
to
call
it,
another
opportunity
to
make
mistakes. "
【#MondayMotivation】

10.
"Top
of
the
morning
to
ya!
Who
needs
caffeine
to
wake
up
when
you
have
the
fear
of
impending
deadlines?"
【#ProcrastinationNation】

11.
"Good
morning,
friends!
Let's
start
the
day
off
with
a
smile,
a
few
deep
breaths,
and
a
silent
scream. "
【#MondayMorningStruggles】

1
2.
"Bonjour!
I'd
say
'good
morning'
in
French,
but
let's
be
real,
I
barely
speak
English. "
【#LanguageBarriers】

1
3.
"Hey
there,
early
risers!
Just
a
heads
up,
the
rest
of
us
will
be
catching
up
on
our
sleep
all
day. "
【#NightOwls】

1
4.
"Good
morning,
world!
Today
is
a
new
day,
which
means
I
have
a
whole
new
set
of
problems
to
ignore. "
【#MondayMood】

1
5.
"Wakey
wakey,
eggs
and
bakey!
Or
in
my
case,
cereal
and
self-doubt. "
【#MorningRoutines】

1
6.
"Hola
amigos!
Let's
start
the
day
off
with
some
positivity
and
a
crippling
sense
of
existential
dread. "
【#MondayVibes】

1
7.
"Good
morning,
beautiful
people!
Now
excuse
me
while
I
go
back
to
bed
and
pretend
this
day
never
happened. "
【#AntiMondays】

1
8.
"Rise
and
shine,
sleepyheads!
Unless
you're
a
cat,
in
which
case
you
can
keep
sleeping
for
all
I
care. "
【#CatNaps】

1
9.
"Hey
there,
world!
Today
is
a
fresh
start,
a
new
beginning,
and
a
chance
to
make
all
the
same
mistakes
again. "
【#MondayBlues】

20.
"Good
morning
to
everyone
except
my
alarm
clock,
which
is
solely
responsible
for
ruining
my
day. "
【#StrugglesOfWakingUp】