发朋友圈的幽默句子图片(发朋友圈的幽默句子短句)

1.
"Life
is
too
short
to
eat
boring
food.
Let's
spice
things
up!"
【#FoodAdventures
#Yummy
#Delicious】

2.
"I
exercise
because
somehow,
it's
still
easier
than
dieting. "
【#FitnessHumor
#WorkoutMotivation
#HealthyChoices】

3.
"Money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
it
can
buy
chocolate.
And
that's
basically
the
same
thing. "
【#ChocoLover
#SweetTooth
#Indulge】

4.
"I
knew
I
had
to
make
changes
in
my
life
when
my
fitness
tracker
started
sending
me
sympathy
cards. "
【#FitnessJokes
#WorkoutPain
#HealthyHabits】

5.
"They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I
say
chocolate
comes
pretty
close. "
【#LaughterIsHealing
#SweetRelief
#ChocolateTherapy】

6.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. . .
with
a
raised
voice. "
【#Opinionated
#SpeakUp
#Passion】

7.
"Behind
every
successful
person
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee. "
【#CoffeeAddict
#CaffeineBoost
#SuccessFuel】

8.
"My
ideal
weight
is
Charles
Barkley
circa
199
3. "
【#Throwback
#BasketballDreams
#FitnessGoals】

9.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
running.
Mostly
hate,
but
the
love
part
shows
up
occasionally. "
【#RunningHumor
#FitnessStruggles
#NeverGiveUp】

10.
"I
like
to
think
of
my
body
as
a
temple,
but
sometimes
it
feels
more
like
a
run-down
convenience
store. "
【#BodyImage
#SelfAcceptance
#LoveYourself】

11.
"I've
come
to
the
conclusion
that
my
diet
consists
mostly
of
caffeinated
beverages
and
regret. "
【#FoodRegrets
#DrinkChoices
#HealthyEatingStruggles】

1
2.
"I've
never
met
a
cupcake
I
didn't
like,
but
some
are
definitely
better
than
others. "
【#CupcakeLove
#BakeOff
#TastyTreats】

1
3.
"I
may
not
have
a
six-pack,
but
I
have
a
dozen
donuts
and
that's
basically
the
same
thing. "
【#DonutLover
#BellyLaughs
#FitnessMotivation】

1
4.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things.
Like
napping. "
【#LazyDays
#EnergySaving
#SelfCare】

1
5.
"If
procrastination
were
an
Olympic
sport,
I
would
be
a
gold
medalist. . .
eventually. "
【#ProcrastinationNation
#TimeManagement
#GetItDone】

1
6.
"Life
is
short,
so
I'm
going
to
eat
dessert
first
and
ask
questions
later. "
【#DessertFirst
#IndulgeNow
#LiveInMoments】

1
7.
"I
have
a
gym
membership
for
the
same
reason
I
have
a
library
card.
It's
the
thought
that
counts. "
【#WorkoutJokes
#GymLife
#FitnessMemes】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
exercise,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
while
binge-watching
Netflix. "
【#NetflixWorkout
#Multitasking
#Entertainment】

1
9.
"I'm
not
perfect,
but
my
eyebrows
are
on
fleek
and
that's
a
start. "
【#BeautyRoutine
#EyebrowGoals
#SelfCare】

20.
"I
tried
being
normal
for
a
while,
but
it
got
boring.
So
now
I'm
just
being
myself
and
having
more
fun. "
【#BeYourself
#StandOut
#EmbraceUniqueness】